05.27.07 -- Dinner Theater

Sunday, May 27, 2007





Puzzle by Patrick Berry, edited by Will Shortz


















Punned titles of theater plays provide eight long entries across the grid of this Sunday crossword entitled DINNER THEATER (which itself becomes an equivoque):


















BAREFOOTINTHEPORK (23A Play about tenderizing meat with one’s toes?), pork = park.



THEMERCHANTOFVENISON (31A Musical drama about a butcher who sells deer meat?), venison = Venice.



THEBURGERSOPERA (40A Musical play set at McDonald’s?), burger’s = beggar’s.



WURSTSIDESTORY (59A Musical drama that tells the tale of a sausage casing?), wurst = west.



PORGYANDBISQUE (64A Musical drama about a man eating soup?), bisque = Bess.



ABIESIRISHROAST (85A Play about a guy ordering beer from Dublin?), roast = rose.



CHITLINSOFALESSERGOD (91A Play about swine intestines that are semi divine?), chitlins = children.



AHAMFORALLSEASONS (106A Play about meat that’s good to eat anytime?), ham = man.









Barefoot in the Park starred Robert Redford and Jane Fonda in the Broadway production and in the film. This play is perhaps one of the true mainstays of dinner theater and summer stock.



The Merchant of Venice is not generally considered, nor can I recall or find reference to its being a musical drama, although an opera exists from the Shakespeare play. Even though the play makes infamous reference to a pound of flesh, not in the Poconos or anywhere else in dinner theater will you see this old chestnut!




The Beggar’s Opera was the basis for The Three Penny Opera, both of which occupy a place somewhere between opera and operetta. You'll probably not see this one in a dinner theater either!



West Side Story does make it into the dinner theater and summer stock circuit a lot, but the Leonard Bernstein work is performed at opera houses throughout the world. It could be done as a revue for dinner theater with the plot cut out and a ship-cruise type medley of singers.



Porgy and Bess is rarely seen in a dinner theater setting or summer stock for that matter, and is mainly a work performed by opera companies, even though Ira Gershwin intended it for theater, its premiere having taken place on Broadway. It would take a twelve-course meal to get through this one!



Abie’s Irish Rose is a war-horse of summer stock and is frequently done tongue-in-cheek at dinner theaters. This entry is also a war-horse of crossword puzzles, clued backwards and forwards, upside down and from every possible angle. Patrick Berry pays tribute to this old reliable by the entry NICHOLS (20A Anne who wrote "Abie's Irish Rose") -- so it's due is done!



Children of a Lesser God was performed originally at a Broadway theater, is not often seen in summer stock and rarely in dinner theater -- the film had a modest success and Marlee Matlin got an Oscar for her performance as, well, pretty much herself.


A Man for All Seasons is a brilliant drama and as the pun indicates, an opportunity for a “ham” performance, but Paul Scofield in both the play and in the film gave an excellent and subtle performance. This entry is the best of the lot, as a ham can be both an actor and a dinner. However, one is unlikely to see the play in a dinner theater setting.



Other food-related entries in this construction are FALLOWDEER (17D Popular quarry for British hunters), FISHERY (80A Business with net gains), HIHO (12A Old cracker brand), ADE (57D Drink suffix) FASTS (80A Diets drastically), MAWS (39A Gullets), NUTMEG (72A Mulling spice), and RAGU (113A Brand name with an accent on its last letter). One could include TRACHEA (5A Breathing tube) (think Heimlich Maneuver), ELK (26A Beast with a bugling call) (Eskimo food), AORTA (94D Main line) (think clogged from you know what...), SOT (112A Elbow-bender) (lots of those at dinner theaters!), PLAX (19A Pfizer product used before brushing the teeth), and FLOSS (93D Line at the dentist's office?) which one should do when all is said and done!

Theater-related entries include the aforementioned NICHOLS, GEDDES ((52A Actress Barbara Bel _____), wonderful in Hitchcock's "Vertigo", (it's also interesting to note that her father was a stage designer turned industrial designer, Norman Bel Geddes., SARAH (3D "The Terminator" heroine), PLATT (2D Oliver of "The West Wing"), ELTON (10D Mr. _____, scheming vicar in "Emma"), ALESSANDRO (16D Composer Scarlatti), REGAN (32D Possessed girl in "The Exorcist") (yuck, green vomit! -- I'd prefer the clue to be "one of three Lear daughters" or words of that ilk), yuck brings up YACK (68D Talk, talk, talk: Var.), so I'll stop right here and let you pick at the rest of this theatrical refection -- ah, rhymes with confection!

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05.26.07 -- S as in Saturday, Swoon, Spit-Takes & Doodads!




The Niagara Waterworks -- Fallsview Indoor Water Park in Niagara Falls, Canada
The Niagara Waterworks is a large interactive water play center with all kinds of sprayers and doodads to soak others and get soaked.









Saturday, May 26, 2007















Puzzle by Joe DiPietro, edited by Will Shortz





















This is a playful puzzle with DOODADS (1A Fandangles) and TOEHOLD (8A It can aid one’s climb to the top) in the lead, followed by TICTACTOE (33D Game ih which crosses are used) -- nice words and fairly harmless activities, but then we get a bit sadistic with the esses!





















Esses? This Saturday crossword is a stern lisper's heaven with words of action beginning with "s" all crowded into the center left of the grid:





















SEESTOIT (7D Makes sure something’s done)











SKI (20A Come down briskly?) (Remember all those lewd remarks by otherwise proper Commenters.)











STIFF (24A Creaky) (They’ll have at this today!)











SCOTFREE (28A Without repercussions)











SITSOUT (36A Skips) sits on top of…











STEPON (39A Flatten) flanked by…











SWOON (28D Faint) and











SCRUNCH (24D Compress) and punctuated by a…











SPITTAKE (37D Bit of slapstick) and elsewhere, bringing up the rear (have a comment?) are…











STEELER (60A Brown foe) and last, but not least…











SPRYEST (61A Displaying unmatched nimbleness).





















Noted Personalities (living or dead) include DIANAROSS (1D Singer with the 1980 #1 hit “upside Down”), OSA (30A Massen of the 1940s film Tokyo Rose), EVE (55D One-named rap star/actress), DANTE (4D “De Vulgari Eloquentia” author), ELSA (10D Designer Schiaparelli), CID (41A Massenet’s “Le___”), TATE (40A 1992 Pulitzer poet James), LENNY (49D 1974 Dustin Hoffman movie) and MATADORS (38D Ones who accept charges), give them all an OLE (9D Appreciative response to 38-Down).





















Financial Matters bring us such entries as ONDEPOSIT (2D Banked), not to be confused with LEVEE (13D Bank), DUN (6D Hound for bucks?), TARIFF (8D Duty), CHIT (45A Check) and the aforementioned SCOTFREE.





















Human Actions, Activities and Proclivities: OVERSTATE (3D Hyperbolize), EVILLOOKS (34D Glares), NERTS (19A “The heck with it”), APNEA (22A What might prevent you from staying out?), IDEATED (54A Thought), HASTE (50A Precipitateness), TLC (44A Special treatment), REDCARPET (35D Special kind of treatment), ROT (27A Languish).





















For the pedagogues the pickings are sparse with only ADENINE (17A DNA component), READER (43D Schoolbook), HEXAD (48A Series of six), and perhaps MISSIVE (38A Letter) and maybe WRIT (31A ____ of assistance [search warrant]) to see if the dog really ate the homework.





















Designers and craftsmen will recognize HOTPRESS (11D Give a smooth and glossy finish, in a way), DÉCOR (53A Inside look), CHIPS (45D Takes the edge off, maybe), OVINE (12D Wooly) and ULSTER (32A Winter coat).





















Those into geography and transportation can hop a TAXI (40D Waiter at a hotel) maybe with an OPENTOP (56A Like some tour buses) and cruise down PARKAVE (58A Fashionable part of N.Y.C.)
or go to LALA (49A ____land) sail down the
ISERE (47D River from the Savoy Alps), look at the stars from KITT (21D Arizona’s ____Peak National Observatory),take a covered wagon across the FRUITED (25D Like some plains) where they can lade produce INCRATES (42A How apples and oranges may come), head east to ROANOKE (59A ________Island, N.C.)where they can cut a REED (26A Swamp thing) -- if only the answer had been NESS (I, know, it’s Nessie but she wouldn‘t fit), we’d have made it back to yesterday’s puzzle (remember Scotland?)...oops, that was WALES!





















The latin today is very sparse: ETAL (51D Substitute for some names) and ALIS (5D First word of Oregon’s Latin motto).





















Standing alone like the weasel in the children’s rhyme is POP (57D Some music)…





















Half a pound of tuppenny rice,

Half a pound of treacle.

That’s the way the money goes,

Pop! goes the weasel.





















Below’s the tune (or melody), for more lyrics go HERE.








...or write your own lyrics in praise of DiPietro!





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The New York Times Crossword Puzzle solution above is by the author of this blog and does not guarantee accuracy. If you find errors or omissions, you are more than welcome to make note of same in the Comments section of this post -- any corrections found necessary will be executed promptly upon verification.

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