
Illustrations:
Above -- Anthony Hopkins in The Silence of the Lambs
Below: SATURN DEVOURING HIS CHILDREN (1824) by the Spanish artist Francisco de Goya.
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Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Puzzle by Richard Silvestri, edited by Will Shortz

“If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?“ must have seemed just too good a morsel to pass up, because it required an additional line of down squares, resulting in a crossword puzzle with no center.
Instead of the usual 15 squares across, we have the RARE (12D Few and far between) 16, which was necessary to accommodate the quotation on three lines:
IFVEGETARIANSEAT (21A Start of an idle question); VEGETABLESWHATDO (42A Middle of the question); HUMANITARIANSEAT (60A End of the question)
The question sets the remainder of the puzzle awry, as the thought it provokes is quite off-center! Just for the record, the quote is attributed to variously Unknown, a bumper sticker, Steven Wright, and various other sources, how many others can we expect in the future -- do we need to read everyone‘s T-shirt?

Alternatives to the humanitarian repast include DEER (47A Antelope’s playmate), ASPIC (56D Molded jelly), “IMAS corny…” (64A), and if we follow the implied perversion, we’re ALLOWED (23D Licit), FIDO (51A Rover’s pal) or an EAGLE (58A Top scout). With a menu like that, there’s no worry of becoming OBESE (73A In need of middle management?). Catch my ODOR (33D Gas leak giveaway)?
EGAD (36D “Zounds!“) and HELP (60D Fab Four film), sound the ALARM (8D Chili rating unit?) -- I’ll settle for a MOO-cow (31A) or nothing but a LEI (37D Luau favor). Keep ASTA (13D Hammett pooch) on a short LEASH (57D Collar attachment) and STEER (59D Have the tiller) clear of the EVIL (34D Satanic), while you SORT (18A Do a post office job) through this TRASH (17A Incinerator deposit).

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